Muffin Bake Shop

*Rose is typing first*




Muffins are yummy.  Come to my bake shop every morning because all my food is yummy!  I sell cakes and peas and even the yummiest things ever; they are delicious cakes and sweets!

My bake shop is in town in the middle town.  It’s really big.  It’s called Muffins.  I work there, me, Rose.



Sleepy Buffy

*Rose will start the typing*




*Me again*

When Buffy is sleeping she’s thinking about boobies and eyeballs.  She likes talking boobies.  Boobies talk about mongon.  Like Zeke.

When I sleep I think about rainbow food.  Like cookies.  Biscuits.  Chocolate chips.  And most of all sweets.  Rainbow sweets.

When Zeke sleeps he thinks about mongons and ghosts and nightmares.



Paw Patrol And The Whale

*Rose is typing first*


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*Me again*


The whale went in the oil.  Paw Patrol gave him fish. The whale ate fish.  The whale wants his mummy. We need to make something for the baby whale. He has to eat flowers. And he needs a blanket to snuggle up. And a car that it can drive in.


He really wants to have a BBQ. He ate fish for the BBQ, not us. And the BBQ can talk. And it says that all of the BBQs have cupcakes on it so we put cupcakes on it. Then all of the cupcakes jumped off it and the BBQ has to catch them!


Then the little baby whale went home and ate some tea.  Then they all went to bed.  He ate cheese strings in bed then it had water.  It drank my water too.  Then it said “Stop doing that!” then the My Little Pony had spotty spotty spotty spotty trousers.


The minion had one hundred spots and it pulled the spots and ate all the weeds and the fish on the BBQ.


See you tomorrow.  Bye!  Rose is finished.


J.J. Barnes, Rose's Blod, Rose And Mum And More, The Lilly Prospero Series



*Rose is starting the writing*




*Me again*

Popadoms are my favourite yummy things in the whole wide world. I crunch them and I munch them and I crunch them and I munch them. When a bit pokes out of my mouth I push it back in.

J.J. Barnes, Rose And Mum And More, The Lilly Prospero Series

From J.J. Barnes @ Rose And Mum And More